It's 2:33 AM.

I have a question for you: WHAT is drier than the Saharra desert?

Answer: The batch of donuts I am deep frying right now.

I'm not really sure what went wrong, but deciding to make donuts at 2:30 AM might have been half of the problem.

Hungry? Bring several gallons of water and come on over.

In other news, I am going to buy some Clarifying shampoo. I should start making more sense in a week or two.